benedictatorship:

jokerchenisdifferent:

fuchsimeon:

clockworktimebomb:

sandyquinn:

sherlocksscarf:

youarenothuman:

oscarstardis:

sianlouise-cumberbitch:

badatfootballandhasnochildren:

jammerheadshark:

illsexyainthetardis:

astudyinwholock:

thatartyholmesian:

last week I watched in horror as Mycroft ate Molly Hooper because Jim told me to.

I watched John hug Sherlock Holmes because I don’t make people into heroes and I smiled.

Seems legit. 

last week i kissed sek met because it eased the pain of having to wait for season two and i melted into a puddle on the floor

Anderson made me kick Connie Prince because that’s what people DO! and I melted into a puddle on the floor.

I got attacked by the Golem because that’s what people DO!
And Mrs. Hudson brought us nibbles afterwards.

I watched Sherlock headbutt Mycroft Holmes because I was told to and I screamed with joy.

I kissed DI Lestrade because Anderson is a douche and it was slightly awkward.

(I CAN LIVE WITH ALL OF THIS.)

I watched Sherlock headbutt Donovan because Anderson is a douche and I smiled

I was attacked by Sherlock Holmes because heroes don’t exist and I cried.

I met the Golem because Mycroft forced me to and melted into a puddle on the floor- DAMNIT MYCROFT. 

I got attacked by Mycroft’s umbrella because Mycroft forced me to, and I collapsed.

RUDE.

Anderson made me kick Irene Adler because that’s how little Carl died and I screamed with joy.

…what

Anderson made me kick Anderson because I was unhappy and I smiled.

This sounds like something that could happen. Legit thing.

I shagged Mrs Hudson because Mycroft forced me to and I screamed with joy?!??????!!!!!